Source: megazork>Wake up
>Be British
>Go outside
>Go to shop
>ARITE GUV THAT’S 60 SHILLINGS
>Pay 120 shillings tax included
>SPLENDID
>Read Daily Mail
>PRINCESS DIANA AND RAPISTS GOOD GOSH
>Go outside
>Get mugged by chavs with rooty tooty point and shooties
>Police officer comes along
>Get searched
>Have nothing
>Fined for wasting police time
>Arrested for being fined
>Taxed for being in jail
