May 2009
12 posts
“No tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.”
—Pinhead
“Don’t you like clowns? Arent we fucking funny?”
—Captain Spaulding
“If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!”
—Chet Pussy
“Alright you permanent screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? ”
—Ash
“I want to tell you the truth, Doctor. I want to tell you that everything I put down in my report is true… tenatacles, bloodsuckers, fire breath… the whole slimy fantastic story is true! No wanderings of a sick mind. I’m absolutely certain of every detail that I put down. And if the black box data conflicts with my story, then the black box is wrong!”
—Tony Cellini
“I’d like to become the first… insect politician.”
—Seth Brundle
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat”
—Ellen Brody
“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
—The Joker
“I find your lack of faith disturbing!”
—Darth Vader
“My hovercraft is full of eels”
—the hungarian
“I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board - and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like”
—Liutenant Colonel Bill Killgore
